Happy Birthday Jason Segel! (January 18, 1980)
omfg so i just messaged this guy saying ‘do u wanna see a picture of mah boob ;)’ and hes like ‘oh yeah ;)’ and i just sent him this im laughing so ahrd
my music taste is more confusing than maths
you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job’s a joke
Your love life’s DOA!
It’s like you’re always stuck in second gear
When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year but….
I’ll be there for you! When the rain starts to pour
I’ll be there for you! Like I’ve been there before
I’ll be there for you!
Cause’ you’re there for me too….
u know whats fuckin hardcore
people on this site who don’t speak english as a first language but blog in english anyways
Does the young lady know Mr. Darcy? — Only a little.
Do you not think him a handsome man, miss? — Yes. Yes, I daresay he is.